All I Want For Christmas Is...

Tis' the season... The wait is over. Christmas has finally arrived and although I think it may be a wee bit too late for Santa to read this, here is Bernd's Christmas wishlist. It would be a fabulouso Christmas if all were to come true...

Bernd's wishlist:
+ Nike Total 90 III soccer boots
They're one of the best around, looks wonderful and feels good, worn by the biggest names in soccer... It may be a different story once they're on me though...
+ Man Utd home strip
THE best team with a cool gear... Nuff said.
+ Nokia 6170 (already gotten)
Not yet advertised and still unknown to the masses, quite a great gadget to have before everyone else does. Made of stainless steel too, a touch of class that doesn't rust...
+ Micro Hi-fi system
Well, I've got a portable radio cum CD player sitting in my room that looks pretty ancient and best of all, it cannot play CDs. Quite pathetic if you ask me...
+ Creative Zen Micro
In my opinion, this little miracle will win any apple, orange or pear or whatever brand you have in mind hands down. It looks way better too, with additional functions and a user-friendly interface. Best of all, its local. One to get after my current Creative MuVo TX. Piss off iPod...
+ Pool Cue
Something which I had longed for... I can safely say that with my current ability, I can play some decent pool every now and then after faithfully dedicating time and energy in sharpening my skills. Heck, even beating my friend now does not pose much of a problem for me. Time for a better and brand new cue for me as I continue in my quest for more glory.
+The girls mentioned below
(Rui En, Jeanette Aw, Debbie Wong, Lin Zhi Ling, Hebe, Hello! shop girl, the RIGHT girl)
These girls to me, are just absolutely out of this world. Well, I'm not asking for much but just to meet them in person would be enough. Anymore longer than that and I may risk myself getting puked on. If by the grace of God and the generosity of Santa, that I may get anyone of these as my girl, I swear to live my life decently and be a better man.
+Happiness
This would be something that money can't buy. So wouldn't it be great if I could get it for free? A priceless gift that lights up my life.
+My Pink IC
Gone with it was my freedom as a civilian. I wasn't even a willing party in the first place. To sum it up, it was an unfair trade for a ugly 11b, dull and dead military life (or is it no life?) and nonsensical activities. Bleah, f*ck it... As they say, serve and forget. If Santa can somehow overthrow the brainless government and the military and bring back my pink IC, I'll volunteer to be one of his reindeers next year.
+A special person
Till today, it has been a ten-month wait for this person. I'm not praying for miracles to happen but since its Christmas, I'll just like to include this person here.

MERRY CHRISTMAS...